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Cannibalism

ipg@cs.warwick.ac.uk (Ian Gent)
University of Warwick, UK
(smirk)

The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven
mad by hunger.  

The Irishman, an expert navigator, told the others that
if they could row the lifeboat for three more days they 
could make landfall.

The Pole, the ship's doctor, said that they could not 
possibly last that long, that there was only one
solution to the problem and that one of them would 
have to sacrifice themselves for the good of the others.

The Englishman, the captain, said that he quite
understood and that he would volunteer as he should
have gone down with the ship anyway.  

After saying an emotional farewell to his crewmen, 
the captain jumped overboard and sank without trace.

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