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(From the Chicago Tribune Sports pages, June 28, 1989) "A respectful hush fell over the gallery on the ninth green at Butler National. "It was quiet enough to hear a golf ball drop in the cup when, just as participants in the Pro Celebrity Skins Game were getting ready to putt, Jim McMahon [Chicago Bears quarterback] became the day's most unusual hazard. "McMahon had left partner Scott Verplank to go visit the washroom, but the quarterback, wired like the other players, accidentally left his microphone on during the entire pit stop. "`We all got to know Jim a little better,' said comedian Tom Dreesen. "Whereas McMahon broke the sound barrier, Michael Jordon definitely stole the show in the Beatrice Western Open event...[rest of article not very amusing]" The headline of the article reads: "RELIEF FOR MCMAHON, SKINS VICTORY FOR JORDAN."
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