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Reported as a true story: Catherine [a flight attendant] was working a junket from New York to Las Vegas. As she was tearing her hair out from the numerous requests for drinks, a passenger grabbed her and said, "I think there's a dead woman over here. Please hurry." As she ran to assist, she spotted the woman - out cold - sprawled on the floor. Catherine bent down to check for breathing and muttered to herself, "Oh, God. Lady, please don't die. If you only knew how much paperwork I'd have to do, you wouldn't die on me now." The woman's eyes flew open, and she started screaming, "How dare you! You've just poisoned me with that shit you fed me and now you're worried about PAPERWORK!" -- >From the book "Cabin Pressure" by Liz Harwell and Corylee Spiro Copyright 1989 St. Martins Press All typos and any inaccuracies are the fault of the submitter, not Harwell and Spiro. Reproduced with permission of the authors. Katherine Albitz k_albitz%hpcnd@hplabs.hp.com
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