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Following is a paraphrase from Burington County Times, Burlington County NJ on July 5, 1989:
The columnist suggested that all flags should be manufactured out of asbestos. Therefore:
1) You can't burn it.
2) Wrapping oneself in it would be hazardous to one's health!
Barry D. Benowitz
The flag of your favorite nation or state saturated with kerosene. Useful for lighting charcoal, starting campfires and bonfires, arson, and inciting riots.
Our selection includes the following. This is not a complete listing -- if you don't see your favorite inflammatory political symbol please call and ask about availability. Also, we do special orders!
California, Confederate States of America, El Salvador, France, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Japan, Libya, Maryland, Michigan, Ohio, New Jersey, People's Republic of China, Soviet Union, United States of America, Vatican City, West Virginia
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