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According to The Providence Journal, Claudine Schneider, a lawmaker from Rhode Island, mentioned to Dan Quayle during a conversation that she spoke fluent French. Quayle was very impressed by her language skills and replied by saying, "I was recently on tour of Latin America and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

All us Hoosiers down heer are reel proud of good 'ol Danforth !-)

Of course, Central and Latin America are the pinnacle of brilliance in U.S. foreign policy. After Reagan returned from his visit, he noted: "You'd be surprised. They're all independent little countries down there!"

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