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Dateline: Washington D.C. 2/26/89 Senator John Tower declared today that if the Senate confirms him as secretary of defense, he will abstain from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. When asked what he would do if the Senate denies him the post, Senator Tower replied "I'll probably just grab a six pack and get back to work." Daryl Odnert daryl%hpcllla@hplabs.hp.com
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