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NEWSFLASH:

	Due to Brad Templeton's "outrageous, blasphemous,
and obviously satanic" newsgroup, rec.humor.funny, the
Ayatollah Khomeini has issued a statement denouncing Brad
and everyone on USENET.  "I will pay two million dollars
to anyone who kills Brad Templeton,"  The Ayatollah said
today in a news conference.  "And another one million for
anyone associated with the newsgroup.  Why should the
propagators get away with this racist filth?"

	As he turned to go, he was heard muttering, "and
the damned moderator son-of-a-goat didn't even accept my
joke."

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