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A man is going to work one day and accidentily slams his penis in the car door. Goes to the doctor, and the doctor says "We're going to have to put a splint on that." The guy says "No way Doc, I'm getting married in a week." The Doc replies "Well if we don't, it's going to be bent for the rest of your life." So finally the guy agrees, and the doctor gets out a couple tongue depressors and some tape and fixes him up. A week later, and he's on his honeymoon. His new wife is doing a slow, seductive strip-tease in front of him. She takes off her bra and says "See these, they've never been touched by a man before." She then takes off her panties and says "See this, it's never been seen by a man before." So the husband whips off his shorts and says "See this, it's not even out of the crate yet!" -- From comedy night at Yuk-Yuks.
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