It seems that there was was a captain in the KGB whose stupid son had great difficulty understanding the concepts of the Party, the Motherland, the Unions, and the People. The captain told the boy to think of his father as the Party, his mother as the Motherland, his grandmother as the Unions, and himself as the People. Still, the boy did not understand. In a rage, the father locked the boy in a wardrobe in the parental bedroom. That night the boy was still in the wardrobe when the father began to make love to the mother. The boy, watching through the wardrobe keyhole said, "Now I understand! The party crews the motherland while the Unions sleep and the people have to stand and suffer!" -- Ken Follett Jeff Beadles jeff@tekcsc.MKT.TEK.COM
(From the "Rest" of RHF)