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[Ed: Here is a collection of jokes surrounding the games of the 24th Olympiad. They vary in quality quite a bit. One is racist. ]

Ben Johnson swears it was just his birth control pills.

RACIST (rot13)

What did Ben Johnson say after being accused of taking steroids.

"Stereo? Hey, mon, I didn't take no stereo."

Headline 1: "Canadian Sprinter Wins Gold in 100 Metres!"

Headline 2: "Jamaican-Canadian Athlete Tests Positive for Steroids!"

Headline 3: "Jamaican Athlete Stripped of Gold Medal."

Q. What do hurricanes and steriods have in common?

A. They both make Jamaicans run like hell!

The Birth Control Pill joke refers to Angel Myers, a U.S. Olympic Athlete who was barred from the games by the USOC due to a positive steroid test. She claimed that it was her birth control pills, which contain some steriods.

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