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SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6) 

NAME 
     sex - have sex 

SYNOPSIS 
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ... 

DESCRIPTION 
     sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci- 
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they 
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to 
     make things more interesting are as follows: 

     -1   masturbate 

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option 

     -b   buggery 

     -B<animal> 
          bestiality with <animal> 

     -c   chocolate sauce option 

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W) 

     -d<file> 
          get a date with the features described in <file> 

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net) 

     -f   foreplay option 

     -F   nasal sex with plants 

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!) 

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only) 

     -l   leather option 

     -m   masochism (see -s) 

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option 

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program 
          kills it) 

     -o   oral option 

     -O   parallel access (orgy) 

     -p   debug option (proposition only) 

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process) 

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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am) 

     -s   sadism (target must set -m) 

     -S   sundae option 

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net) 

     -w   whipped cream option 

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m) 

ENVIRONMENT 
     LOVERS 
          is a list of default partners which will be used if 
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are 
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored. 

FILES 
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality 

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates 

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes 

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment 

BUGS 
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied. 

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy. 

MAN AUTHOR 
     Author prefers to be anonymous. 

HISTORY 
     Oldest program ever. 

[Ed: From the GNU Emacs distribution ] 

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