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[ I got this as somebody's list of reactions to the rejection note they
  were sent on a submission.  The rejection reaction was funnier than the
  joke.  This is parodied on the Roxanne list. ]

(Ok...)

Inflamed: What?!?  You didn't think it was funny?  Where did you get your sense
	  of humor, an Acme correspondence course?  What do I have to do to get
	  something funny posted around here?  Blow half of the backbone SAs
	  for my OWN newsgroup, like you?

Bribery: Ok, how about five bucks?

Polite: I wasn't sure if you wanted to handle it, but I wanted to make sure you
	had the opportunity.

Defensive: Hey, I didn't write it.

Sly: Just testing.  You pass.

[Remaining 19 not included because I'm not as funny as Cyrano/Martin.]

No?  I know, I know, "Keep trying.".
Regards, [Ag] gaynor@rutgers.edu

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