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Waitress: Hawaii mister? You must be Hungary?
Gent: Yes, Siam. And I can't Rumania long either. Venice lunch ready?
Waitress: I'll Russia table. What'll you Havre? Aix?
Gent: Whatever's ready. But can't Jamaica cook step on the gas?
Waitress: Odessa laugh! But Alaska.
Gent: Don't do me favors. Just put a Cuba sugar in my Java.
Waitress: Don't you be Sicily, big boy. Sweden it yourself. I'm only here to
Serbia.
Gent: Denmark my check and call the Bosphorus. I hope he'll Kenya! I don't
Bolivia know who I am!
Waitress: Canada noise! i don't Carribean. You sure Ararat!
Gent: Samoa your wisecracks? What's got India? D'you think this arguing Alps
business? Be Nice! Matter of fact, I gotta Smolensk for ya!
Waitress: Attu! Don't Diev me that Boulogne! Alamein do! Spain in the neck!
Pay you check and scram, Abyssinia!
Finnish
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