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>From the Dukakis campaign:

Dukakis and his wife, Kitty, are frequently quite affectionate in public. Reporters asked D. if he thought that Bush and his wife would have to behave more affectionately in response.

Dukakis responded that to his knowledge most democrats preferred double beds, while most republicans preferred two singles. After a pause he said, ``Maybe that's why there are more Democrats.''

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