PROFESSIONAL GROWTH CLASSES 200 Creative Suffering 200B Overcoming Peace of Mind 315 Guilt Without Sex 314 You and Your Birthmark 318 The Primal Shrug 310 Ego Gratification Through Violence 307 Molding Your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear 309 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression 311 Whine Your Way to Alienation 313 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation 104 "I Made $100 in Real Estate" 104B Money Can Make You Rich 307B Packaging and Selling Your Child 104C Career Opportunities in El Salvadore 105 How to Profit from Your Own Body 104D The Under-Achiever's Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities 104E Tax Shelters for the Indigent 100 A Looter's Guide to American Cities 406 How You Can Convert Your Den Into A Garage 407 Burglarproof Your Home with Concrete 316 1000 Other Uses for Vacuum Cleaners 408 How to Convert a Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy 203B Creative Tooth Decay ES-1 Tapdance Your Way to Social Ridicule 204 The Joys of Hypochondria 205 High-Fiber Sex 206 Suicide and Your Health 207 Understanding Nudity 208 Skate Yourself to Regularity 209 Optional Body Functions 101B Self-Actualization Through Macrame 101C Needlecraft for Junkies 101D Cuticle Crafts 101E Gifts for the Senile 101F Bonsai Your Pet 101G How to Draw Genitalia 101H Cultivating Viruses in Your Refrigerator 102 Sinus Drainage at Home 103 Basic Kitchen Taxidermy 404 The Repair and Maintenance of Your Virginity 405 Western Christianity and the Art of R.V. Repair It might help to be punchy when reading these...... Special thanks to vic for typing these in. May she always look 14. -Nathan H. Hillery [There are a lot of variants of these, too. If somebody wants to be the collector of them, try rec.humor ]
(From the "Rest" of RHF)