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(This is only good for a brief chuckle, but WTF) (I heard this from some folk group on tour; probably Silly Wizard, in which case it would have been told by Andy Stewart) A Scot is vacationing in Maine. While walking through the woods he sees an animal he doesn't recognize. He shrugs in curiosity and keeps on walking. A few miles down the trail he happens upon a Park Ranger. He describes the animal to the ranger and asks what it was. The ranger tells him that it was a moose. The Scot replies (in his heavy accent), "Lord, if that's what yer mouses look like here in America, I'd hate t' see yer cats!" AdamM
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