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From SNL Weekend Update sometime in December:

"Why is it every time I report a story on Gary Hart I'm tempted to preface it with 'this just in'?"

From my uncle:

"Gary is one of those guys who doesn't give a fuck about the economy, who doesn't give a fuck about nuclear weapons, who doesn't give a fuck about social inequality - and why? Because he's trying to cut down."

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