There are two men who work at a sexual paraphernalia store. The older man decides to go to lunch about noon and asks his partner to watch the shop. The other consents. Shortly after the first man leaves, a white woman comes into the store looking for a dildo. The man is happy to help her and sells her one about six inches long. After she leaves, a black woman comes in looking for a dildo, and again the man is happy to help her and sells her one 10 inches long. Finally, after the second woman leaves, a Polish woman comes in the store looking for something really huge. The man knows exactly what she's looking for and sells her a large silver one.
After lunch is over, the first man returns and asks how was business. The second man says, "Great! I sold two dildos and my thermos!"
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