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Two guys are drinking in the bar on the 110th floor of the World Trade Center. They've both been drinking heavily for several hours and are really toasted.

The first guy slurs, "Didja know that 'cause of the way these two buildings are set up, I could jump outa this window an' fall 'bout hunnerd floors, and the updraft between these two towers would sweep me up back into this bar?"

The second guy doesn't believe this at all and offers to bet one hundred dollars that it wouldn't work.

The first guy says, "You're on," and they each lay a crisp new hundred dollar bill on the table. He then staggers up to the window, opens it and jumps.

The second guy leans out the window to watch him fall...

10-20-30-50-80-100 stories he falls, when suddenly he gets swept back up into the bar.

The second guy is amazed and says, "Lemme try that," and proceeds to jump out the window.

The first guy leans out the window to watch him fall...

10-20-30-50-80-100-110 SPLAT!--where he falls to his death.

The first guy smirks a little, grabs the two hundred dollars and walks out of the bar.

As he's walking out, the bartender says, "You know, when you're drunk, you can be a real prick, Superman."

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