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The Hackers Prayer

watmath!linus!harvard!lakart!dg (David Goodenough)

Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.
	Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,
	in kernel as it is in user!
Give us this day our daily cycles,
	And forgive us our GOTO's
	As we forgive them that also use BASIC.
Lead us not into FORTRAN,
	But deliver us from COBOL.
For thine is the for loop, the while and the switch
	For ever and ever,
		Amen.

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