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MERRY CHRISTMAS

    better !pout !cry 
    better watchout 
    lpr why 
    santa claus <north pole >town 

    cat /etc/passwd >list 
    ncheck list  
    ncheck list 
    cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist 
    cat list | grep nice >giftlist 
    santa claus <north pole > town 

    who | grep sleeping 
    who | grep awake 
    who | grep bad || good 
    for (goodness sake) { 
			 be good 
			} 

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