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This fellow is driving his brand new cadillac somewhere back in the boondocks (wherever you want). He stops for breakfast at a small diner off the road. As he is being seated, the waitress asks him if that is his car outside? He answers "Yes, it's a new Cadillac. It's got power windows, doorloocks, mirrors, trunk release, and sun roof. It's also got an AM/FM stereo, with 12 speakers, cd player, and tape deck. It's got everything." The waitress is very impressed saying "Wow, Iv'e never seen anything like that." The guy orders breakfast and eats. When he gets the check he goes to register to pay. As he is reaching into his pocket for some change, he also pulls out some golf tees with the coins. The waitress asks him " what are those things?" He says " Thats where I put my balls while driving." She gasps and says "Jesus, Those Cadillac people think of everything." andy pacbell!pbhya!ars
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