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During a tedious, cross-country, red-eye flight, the Captain came on the intercom and methodically gave his passenger briefing,

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We will be cruising at 35,000 feet, blah, blah..."

After completing his statement, the over-worked Captain forgot to disconnect his mike, and the next thing the passengers heard was,

"You know, I sure could go for a cup of coffee and a blowjob right about now..."

Upon hearing this, the stewardess at the front of the plane immediately turned and ran to the cockpit to inform the Captain of his miscue. While scurrying past the first class section, a passenger raised his hand and was heard to say,

"Don't forget the coffee!!!"

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