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The old Beer > Women bit

KGMCDO01%ULKYVX.BITNET@jade.berkeley.edu
University of Louisville
(sexual, sexual stereotypes)

WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN

  1. You can enjoy a beer all month long
  2. Beer stains wash out
  3. You don't have to wine and dine beer
  4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball
  5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
  6. Hangovers go away
  7. A beer label comes off without a fight
  8. Beer is never late
  9. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
  10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
  11. Beer never gets a headache
  12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
  13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
  14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
  15. A beer always goes down easy
  16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
  17. You can share a beer with your friends
  18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
  19. Beer is always wet
  20. Beer doesn't demand equality
  21. You can have a beer in public
  22. A beer doesn't care when you come
  23. A frigid beer is a good beer
  24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
  25. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony


Ken McDonald

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