{ed This is a nice new variant of a popular Gary Hart Joke } So Jesse Jackson, Richard Nixon, Gary Hart and Joe Biden are on board the Titanic when the damn thing hits an iceberg and begins to sink. As the ship lists to one side and the crew deploy the lifeboats, Jackson says, "Women and children first!" Nixon then says, "Fuck the women!" To which Hart says, "Is there time?" And then Biden says, "Is there time?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)