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A couple is at a divorce court and the woman is explaining to the judge
why he should grant the divorce.
"Judge, Henry here is the shortest I've ever seen in my life, I'm just
fed up of not getting satisfied, I want out."
The judge asks Henry if he has any objections and on getting a negative
reply grants the divorce. On the way out the woman confronts her now ex-
husband in the hall and decides to make one last jeer at him by saying
loudly, "GOODBYE SHORTY". The husband calmly turns around, spreads his lips
by putting a finger each at the corner of his mouth and says, "goodbye
Lucy".
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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