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(Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies Theme song:)

	COME listen to a story 'bout a man named JIM 
	    POOR missionary couldn't stay away from sin 
	WHEN one day Tammy was shooting down some 'ludes 
	    AND up from the bed came Jessica nude, 
		SEX that is, blackmail, guilty pleas. 

	WELL first thing you know old Jim's a millionaire 
	    FALWELL said, "Jim, move away from there" 
	SAID, "California is the place you oughta be," 
	    SO, they loaded up the truck & moved to Beverly, 
		Pills that is, sex tools, and gay bars. 

	NOW it's time to' say goodbye to Jim & all his kin 
	    THEY're mighty glad to have you folks a-sending money in 
	YOU're all invited back next week to this locality 
	    TO watch ol' Jerry Falwell as he takes away their keys, 
		Take your clothes off, sit a spell 

	    Y'all come back now, ya hear!! 



[Ed: Topical to PearlyGate ] 

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