>From the (great) show "Dave Allen at Large" late on Sunday night. Two prisoners are talking about their crimes: George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years" Herman: "Hmm. I killed a man, and I'm here for 3 days" George: "*WHAT*??? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???" Herman: "Yep.... ...they hang me on Wednesday" - Bryan Ewbank, cbosgd!ihlpl!bde, AT&T Bell Labs
(From the "Rest" of RHF)