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(i want my 
 i want my 
 i want my X-MP!) 

Now look at them yo-yo's that's 
	the way you do it 
You run the fortran on the X-MP 
That ain't hackin' that's the way 
	you do it 
Cycles for nothin', gigabits for free 
Now that ain't hackin' that's the way 
	you do it 
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb 
Maybe Monte Carlo on a three-quark 
	system 
Maybe design a little neutron bomb 

 We gotta install microwave uplinks 
 Custom fuzzballs for everyone 
 We gotta link up DDS circuits 
 BERT and loopback tests to run 

See the kid professor with the blue 
	jeans and the necktie 
Yeah buddy that's his own hair 
That kid professor got his Nobel 
	prize now 
That kid professor he's a millionaire 

 We gotta install microwave uplinks 
 Custom fuzzballs for everyone 
 We gotta link up DDS circuits 
 BERT and loopback tests to run 

I shoulda stuck to writing in fortran 
I shoulda kept that old 029 
Look at that output, he got it stacked 
	up to the ceilin' 
I bet he ain't read one line 
And in there, what's that? 
	A hundred postdocs? 
Bangin' on the keyboards like some 
	chimpanzees 
That ain't hackin' that's the way you 
	do it 
Cycles for nothin', gigabits for free 

 We gotta install microwave uplinks 
 Custom fuzzballs for everyone 
 We gotta link up DDS circuits 
 BERT and loopback tests to run 

		Matt Crawford 

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