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There's a stream that runs through the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign campus called Boneyard Stream, which varies from an idyllic babbling brook to an open-air sewage line. Students joke that one will mutate into a hideous monster if you touch the "water." Closer to the sewage end of it, a group of grad students were playing frisbee. The frisbee happened to be a gift from the distant boyfriend of one of the students, and thus had sentimental value. Upon considering their proximity to the vile stream, she warned them to be careful with her special frisbee. The student who had the frisbee at the moment scoffed at this, and right on cue, a gust of wind carried it into the stream. He looked on in horror, but realized that he was going to have to wade into the Boneyard to retrieve it.

One of the others who were playing frisbee saw what he was about to do, and tried to talk him out of it. "Hey, let's not be too hasty." he said. "Let's follow it downstream a few miles of so and then maybe we can reason with it."

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