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Zombie movies

uwh_al@hotmail.com (Alisdair Galbraith)
(original smirk, offense=Christians)

I was reading a review of the new zombie movie, Dawn of the Dead (well, not so new - but thats another joke). Right next to it was another article about Mel Gibson's, the Passion.

This got me thinking about what REALLY happened to Jesus. I mean, here was a guy, suffered a terrible death, then rose from the dead, and shortly thereafter, everybody else was "becoming" Christian.

And how do you become Christian? Well, you first have to drown, then eat flesh.

Hmmmmm,

Think about it, right now, there are hordes of these Christians going around trying to turn everybody else into one of them.

Makes you wonder . . .


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