What follows are the latest entries in the one-liner file. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.
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>From: mooney21@pacbell.net (Shane Mooney)
>Subject: Truly Un-Righteous Humor
Heard on Sacramento's KSTE morning show Armstrong & Getty when the news came down on the passing of Righteous Brother Bobby Hatfield:
"I guess he Lost That Living Feeling..."
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>From: neil@parkwaycc.co.uk (Neil)
>Subject: New Phobias
[As submitted by listeners to BBC Radio 5 Live]
marganaphobia - fear of anagrams
aibohphobia - fear of palindromes
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>From: alan@alanmrobertson.com (Alan M. Robertson)
>Subject: Lawyer Joke
Q: How many lawyers does it take to fill a trash compacter?
A: All of them, if you're lucky.
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>From: bbnws@bb.cactii.net (Ben Buxton)
>Subject: No late fine?
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says:
"Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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>From: bwo@sympatico.ca (Brian Oliver)
>Subject: half a string quartet
Q: What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: A viola burns longer.
(from my late father-in-law)
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>From: p.black@acm.org (Paul E. Black)
>Subject: Maybe its own URL, but ...
Heard in a meeting near Washington, D.C.
"This document is so big, it needs its own IP address."
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>From: roy547@msn.com (Roy Trumbull)
>Organization: http://groups.google.com
>Subject: aphorism
TV NEWS - Yesterday's newspaper read to the illiterates
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>From: griffith@dweeb.org (Jim Griffith)
>Subject: ...without the chlorine, no less
Heard from a colleague:
"A non-smoking section in a restaurant is like a non-peeing section in a pool."
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>From: trinafmitchell@aol.com (Trina Mitchell)
>Organization: http://groups.google.com
>Subject: Church Bulletins
It's a crazy hobby, but I love reading church bulletin boards. I have recently discovered what is potentially my favorite one of all........
WAL-MART ISN'T THE ONLY SAVING PLACE
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