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What follows are the latest entries in the one-liner file. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.

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>From: mooney21@pacbell.net (Shane Mooney)
>Subject: Truly Un-Righteous Humor

Heard on Sacramento's KSTE morning show Armstrong & Getty when the news came down on the passing of Righteous Brother Bobby Hatfield:

"I guess he Lost That Living Feeling..."

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>From: neil@parkwaycc.co.uk (Neil)
>Subject: New Phobias

[As submitted by listeners to BBC Radio 5 Live]

marganaphobia - fear of anagrams

aibohphobia - fear of palindromes

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>From: alan@alanmrobertson.com (Alan M. Robertson)
>Subject: Lawyer Joke

Q: How many lawyers does it take to fill a trash compacter?
A: All of them, if you're lucky.

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>From: bbnws@bb.cactii.net (Ben Buxton)
>Subject: No late fine?

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says:

"Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

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>From: bwo@sympatico.ca (Brian Oliver)
>Subject: half a string quartet

Q: What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A: A viola burns longer.

(from my late father-in-law)

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>From: p.black@acm.org (Paul E. Black)
>Subject: Maybe its own URL, but ...

Heard in a meeting near Washington, D.C.

"This document is so big, it needs its own IP address."

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>From: roy547@msn.com (Roy Trumbull)
>Organization: http://groups.google.com
>Subject: aphorism

TV NEWS - Yesterday's newspaper read to the illiterates

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>From: griffith@dweeb.org (Jim Griffith)
>Subject: ...without the chlorine, no less

Heard from a colleague:

"A non-smoking section in a restaurant is like a non-peeing section in a pool."

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>From: trinafmitchell@aol.com (Trina Mitchell)
>Organization: http://groups.google.com
>Subject: Church Bulletins

It's a crazy hobby, but I love reading church bulletin boards. I have recently discovered what is potentially my favorite one of all........

WAL-MART ISN'T THE ONLY SAVING PLACE

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