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Semantics

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service": 'the act of doing things for other people'. Then I heard the terms:

Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Civil Service
Service Stations
Customer Service
City/County Public Service

And I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.

Then one day, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them mentioned that he was having a bull service a few of his cows. SHAZAM!! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.

[Note - yet another anonymous forward - ed]

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