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Edward Teller, the ultra-hawkish father of the hydrogen bomb, died earlier this week. Defending his work in an interview with Scientific American a few years back, Teller averred that if the U.S. had not developed the H-bomb, we'd all be speaking Russian now. The interviewer refrained from pointing out that had we pursued most of Teller's other nuclear programs by now, we'd all be speaking cockroach.

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