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At one point, the University of Minnesota's departments of mathematics and mortuary science were housed in the same building; one ascended the staircase and turned left for mathematics, and right for mortuary science. One day, this clarification was posted on the sign at the top of the staircase:

                            RIGOR      MORTIS 
                           <------    -------> 

[Heard through the grapevine a while ago. Quite possibly true.]

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