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The Cat in the Hat Movie Review

krosky@concentric.net (Mark Krosky)
(topical, chuckle, heard it)

I will not watch it on TV, I will not watch on DVD. I will not watch on VHS, I will not watch on CBS.

I will not watch it in a car, I will not watch it in a bar. I will not watch it with my dad, I will not watch it when I'm sad.

I will not watch it in my bed, I will not watch with my friend Fred. I will not watch it on a box, I will not watch it shown on FOX.

I will not watch it on a table, I will not watch when it's on cable. I will not watch it in a chair, I will not watch it anywhere.

I wish I had not paid eight bucks, This movie really really sucks.


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