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Found on rec.crafts.woodturning:

My wife came in today and asked if I would go do some turning. Ahh, I asked, what do you need? Maybe a new dibber or possibly a rolling pin or a vase? I have Persimmon, Hickory, Mesquite, a little bit of Walnut and a tad of Oak - what would you like?

Oh, I don't care. I need about six bags of shavings for the flower beds...

It's so nice to know my turning is appreciated.

[Note - original article by Stuart Johnson (stuart@airmail.net), Message-ID <BE9B5A8DB7ECB083.BCEC5333D77E97D4.FFDC7D66C03CD442@lp.airnews.net>]

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