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Man arrested

mayfield@houston.rr.com (Mark and Pam Mayfield)
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A distinguished professor was arrested yesterday at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, Texas while trying to board a flight with a calculator, protractor, compass, and slide rule. The security crew immediately searched the elderly man when they saw him boarding with a calculator in his hand. A search of his hand bag revealed the devices. The man was charged with carrying instruments of math instruction.

Further investigation has revealed he is a member of the Al-Gebra terrorist network.


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