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Smeagolian Rhapsody by Precioussss

Isss this the real life?
Isss this just fantasy?
Caught in my dark cave
No escape from reality
Open our eyes
Look up to the caves and see
I'm just a poor Smeagol, we needs no sympathy
Because we's easy comes, easy goes
A little high, little low, gollum
Anyway the stream flows, doesn't really matter to us, to us

Gandalf, just killed a man
Put a staff against his head
Took my preciousss, he'll be dead
Gandalf, life had just beguns
But now you've gone and takes preciousss away
Gandalf, ooo
Gollum's gonna make you die
If it's not back again this time tomorrow
Brings it back, brings it back, it's all that really matters

Too late, our time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - We've gots to go
Gotta leave you all behind and gets it back
Gandalf, ooo - (anyway the stream flows)
We's don't want to die
We's sometimes wish we'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a hobbit
Bagginsses, Bagginsses will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Sauruman-o, Sauruman-o,
Sauruman-o, Sauruman-o,
Sauruman-o Sauron - magnifico

But I'm just a poor Smeagol and nobody loves us
We's just a poor Smeagol from a hobbit family
Lives-ing our life as a monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you lets it go
Bagginses! No - he will not lets it go - lets it go
Bagginses! He will not lets it go - lets it go
Bagginses! He will not lets it go - lets it go
Will not lets it go - lets it go (never)
Never lets it go - lets it go
Never lets it go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins lets it go
The Bal-Rog has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

[headbanging]

So you think you can steals it and spits in my eye
So you think you can takes it and leave me to die
Oh preciousss - can't do this to my preciousss
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
It's all that really matters
Nobody can see
It's all that really matters - it's all that really matters to me

Anyway the stream flows...

[NOTE: This is submitted with permission of the author, MC Smeagol. At
the request of the author, I am including a link to MC Smeagol's LiveJournal.
<http://www.livejournal.com/users/mc_smeagol/>. Please note that you have
to click on a link in the first journal entry to find the lyrics listed
below - Doug]

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