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Shopping for a Valentine's Day card for my spouse, I was browsing all the the little columns in the card rack with labels like "masculine," "feminine," "mother," "child," et cetera until I found the correct heading: "wife." The label also said, "Suggested retail price $2.49 / Special Discount 2 for $4.00"

I have to wonder how many people really qualify for that discount.

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