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One Saturday morning a fisherman gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and head down to his favorite fishing area.

Coming out of his garage, he is pounded by a torrential downpour of rain. It's freezing, there is snow mixed in with the rain, and a hard wind is blowing with 50 mph. gusts.

He retreats back into the garage and, in disgust, returns to the house and turns the TV on to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses, and slips back into bed.

There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different kind of anticipation, and whispers: "The weather out there is terrible!"

To which she sleepily replies: "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?!"

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