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Jacob, 92, and Rebecca, 85, are excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and their route happens to take them by a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

Jacob: "Are you the owner?"

Pharmacist: " Yes."

Jacob: "Do you sell blood pressure medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "What about medication for the liver or thyroid problems?"

Pharmacist: "We can sell you any medication your doctor prescribes."

Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob turns to Rebecca: "Sweetheart, we might as well register our wedding gift list right here."

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