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The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Quaeda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Florida Special Forces.

Billy Bob, Bubba, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:

1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. Some are queer.
5. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus
6. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.

Sources indicate they expect it all to be over in about a week.

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