There was a man who was 82, married to a woman who was 80. One day, the woman came home from shopping, to find her husband sleeping with a 30 year old woman. The wife picked up her husband and through him out of the window.
When the police came, one cop asked the woman why did'nt you just divorce your husband? And the wife replied: "well, I figured if he could do that at his age, then he can fly, too."
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