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My girlfriend and I were walking around the annual Artfest in Boston Mills, Ohio. Art shows such as this have several booths where artists display their wares for sale to the public.

As we were passing one booth, an artist was arranging an object d'art on his wall. A lady asked him, "How big is it?" "Twenty inches." he replied. She said, "It looks bigger than that."

The artist was silent for several moments. Then he said simply "Men have been lying to you."

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