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Normally I don't look at any of the spam I get, but the title of this one forced me to take a look. Turned out to be the best spam I've ever had. Just thought I'd share:

>Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2002 20:55:13 +0100
>To: [...]
>From: [...]
>Subject: Time travelers PLEASE HELP!!!!!!
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>
>Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by [name
>deleted] (webmaster@blah.com) on Thursday, January 10, 19102 at 20:55:13
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>message: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or
>have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!
>
>
>My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
>I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
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>I need to be able to:
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>Travel back in time.
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>Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
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>Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from
>being tampered with again after I go back.
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>I am in very great danger and need this immediately!
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>I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do
>not do well through certain types.
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>I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible.
>To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of
>now will cease to exist.
>I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or
>government equipment capable of doing just that.
>
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>If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along
>with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the
>equipment. Proof must be provided.
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>Also if you are one of the very few beings with the ability to edit the
>universe PLEASE REPLY!!!
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>
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>Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a
>(SEPARATE) email to:
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>spammer@aol.com
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>Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
>Thanks

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