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The GOP National Committee announced today that it is
changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a
condom because it more clearly reflects the party's political
stance.  A condom stands up to inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, and gives one a sense of
security while screwing others.

And, furthermore, it was reported today that at a White
House staff meeting last week there was a heated discussion
about the health of Vice President Cheney and his angina
problem.  President Bush interrupted and stated emphatically
that "Men do not have anginas."  The President was especially
perplexed when a staffer said that Cheney has "acute angina."

[Note - making the rounds, unattributed - ed.]

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