George W. Bush has a high level meeting with Saddam Hussein in Switzerland.
Saddam said, "You know, I had a dream last night that I visited the US and everywhere I went there was a sign on every front door that said, 'We love Saddam Hussein.' "
George W. said, "That's funny. I also had a dream last night. I dreamed that I was in Iraq and that I visited every city including Bagdad. The streets were beautifully paved and clean, there so many beautiful modern skyscrapers, the people were beautifully dressed and looked well fed. The children were just as healthy looking as could be, the stores had beautiful displays in the windows and appeared to be well stocked. There was also a sign on the front door of every home, store, and skyscraper.
"Well what did the signs say?" asked Saddam.
"I don't know," replied George W., "I can't read Hebrew."