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Afghan TV Guide

Monday:
8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Suddenly Sanctions
9:30 The Brian BenBen Bin Laden Show
10:00 Allah McBeal

Tuesday:
8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune
8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden From Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

Wednesday:
8:00 US Military Secrets Revealed
8:30 When Northern Alliance Attack
9:00 Two Guys, A Girl and A Pita Bread
9:30 Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 Veilwatch

Thursday:
8:00 Fatima Loves Chachi
8:30 M*U*S*T*A*C*H*E
9:00 Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 My Two Bagdads
10:00 Diagnosis:Heresy

Friday:
8:00 Judge Laden
8:30 Funniest Super 8 Home Movies
9:00 Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things
9:30 Achmeds Creek
10:00 No-Witness-News

[Note - reworking of an older Iraq-era joke - ed]

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