In the department where I did my Ph.D., graduate students often give presentations on their work for the benefit of other graduate students. This week's talk:
> Better Living Through Group Theory
>
> by Peter Turner
>
>
> An extremely poorly prepared talk on the role of group theory in
> physics. It will begin with some mathematical jargon in order to
> discourage anyone from asking questions, and conclude with hastily
> prepared examples from a vast number of physical disciplines--that number
> being approximately equal to three. All are welcome to offer examples
> from their own research in order to increase both that number as well as
> the amount of time I am drinking and not talking.